Please Don't Talk Like This

I am really starting to hate how people are using technical terms in everyday speech.

Here are some examples.

"That's a good question, but we will discuss that offline".
"Do you have the bandwidth to take this assignment now?"
"Download this to your memory."

These terms only be used with talking about computers and technology. Not everyday office speak. Talk to your pet robot like that, not me.

That's my 00000010 cents --- See right there! How annoying is that!?